Relax, It's Summer League, or: Bill Plaschke Still Can't Write Paragraphs

I'm on assignment for an event at the Cable Box tonight, and not much news is developing. Until then, dear Bobcats fan, be consoled with the knowledge that Jermareo Davidson has outplayed Alexis Ajinca in two games thus far in the summer league.

DAVIDSON -- 25.0 MPG, 13.5 PPG, 8.5 RPG, .556 FG%

AJINCA -- 19.0 MPG, 7.0 PPG, 4.0 RPG, .267 FG%

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Finally, in news that may only be interesting to me, in Bill Plaschke's most recent column, this one about the Los Angeles Dodgers:

-- The first THREE paragraphs consist of exactly ELEVEN words.

-- The first EIGHT paragraphs are only ONE sentence each.

-- Not counting those with quotes, THIRTY-ONE of THIRTY-FOUR paragraphs are only ONE sentence each.

-- ONE slap at Paul DePodesta, nearly three years after getting him fired.

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