/Pregame, teams warming up in shootaround

"Hey, psst. Bobby. Over here."

"Oh hi coach!! You see 30 Rock las-"

"Yo cool it. A little closer.. there you go. Got a special assignment for you."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah. You know, we haven't been getting it done this season. New game plan tonight. Basically, it's all gonna come down to you. It's on you Bobby. You against the Celtics. You against the world."

"Me against the world."

"You against the world."

/Their eyes interlock. Time and space stand still.

"Hey, what's going on guys!"

"Oh... hi David! Um, nothing! Nothing! Why would anything be going on?"

"Just trying to be friendly.."

/Moves off to the side, practices scowl

"That was close. Off to the bench now Bobby, or the game will be up!"

/The Game begins.

/scores
/scores
/scores
/scores

"Bobby! We're in trouble! Get in there!"

/Bricks shot
/Airballs
/Hits top of backboard

/Hornets call timeout

"Yo coach, sup. What up, what's the deal here."
"Don't worry about it."

/Loses ball

"Boo ya"
/Clangs off back iron

"This what they came to see"

/Hoists 30 footer with 20 seconds on the shot clock

"Yo COACH"

/Bricks

"COACH!"

/Bad Pass

/Hornets lose

/attempts to follow Celtics into locker room to switch teams

"Me against the world."