Hornet Lose to Celtics: A Visual Recap
/Pregame, teams warming up in shootaround
"Hey, psst. Bobby. Over here."
"Oh hi coach!! You see 30 Rock las-"
"Yo cool it. A little closer.. there you go. Got a special assignment for you."
"Yeah. You know, we haven't been getting it done this season. New game plan tonight. Basically, it's all gonna come down to you. It's on you Bobby. You against the Celtics. You against the world."
/Their eyes interlock. Time and space stand still.

"Oh... hi David! Um, nothing! Nothing! Why would anything be going on?"
"Just trying to be friendly.."
/Moves off to the side, practices scowl
"That was close. Off to the bench now Bobby, or the game will be up!"
/The Game begins.
/scores
/scores
/scores
/scores
"Bobby! We're in trouble! Get in there!"
/Bricks shot
/Airballs
/Hits top of backboard
/Hornets call timeout
"Yo coach, sup. What up, what's the deal here."
"Don't worry about it."
/Hoists 30 footer with 20 seconds on the shot clock
"Yo COACH"
"COACH!"
/Hornets lose
/attempts to follow Celtics into locker room to switch teams
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That said
The bench wasn’t half bad tonight.
But Bobby Brown cannot be attempting 12 shots a night, not with his percentages, and not with Peja and CP shooting so well. Hard to hold it against Brown himself, but certainly the offensive system’s flawed.
by atthehive on Nov 1, 2009 11:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This. Is the greatest thing ever made.
I LOLed.
http://hornetshype.com
by ticktock6 on Nov 1, 2009 11:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Awesome!
True Blue Jazz
I'm on Twitter
RIP Nick Adenhart. 4/9/09
by UtesFan89 on Nov 2, 2009 12:05 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
WELL PLAYED
I am half laughing and half crying. It’s a very funny thread, which makes me happy, but because it’s so true it makes me sad.
More Paul/Collison less Bobby Brown.
More Ju. Wright less James Posey and on every other night besides tonight less Stojakovic..
More Marcus Thornton less Morris Peterson
What are the odds that Thornton plays this month?
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Nov 2, 2009 2:34 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Haha...this is one of the funniest things I have seen all month!!
Sorry..it still doesn’t beat “blow on the pie cop”…I love NZ Police…here’s the link if you guys wanna see what I’m talking about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2NhQmZ3S6E
by JChangNZ on Nov 2, 2009 2:36 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
So when will Scott be fired this year? You think Paul would love to break that news to him?
by Bellringer21 on Nov 2, 2009 6:37 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
free the hornets (from byron scott)
by Grand Tanyon Sturtze on Nov 2, 2009 9:31 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Even as a Celtic fan, this is pretty amusing :]
Good luck out there guys, you fans (and CP3) deserve more than a silly lose to the green team.
So, have fun in the competition, and good luck.
- Dirk 'DaarisDirk' van Boxtel, Celtic fan.
by Kiorrik on Nov 2, 2009 10:14 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hah. This is great.
Straight from the No-Stat Zone to your computer!
Dunkin' Cheerleaders
by LatinD on Nov 2, 2009 6:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
XD
Very accurate representation on what went down last night!
by LocoSaint on Nov 2, 2009 6:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Genius
Way to vent everyone’s frustrations and still do it with a smile.
by Akademik_Hooligan on Nov 2, 2009 8:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Excellent.
If the Red Nation apparatchiks start talking about a Five Year Plan, I'm out of here.
by Xiane on Nov 3, 2009 12:43 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

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