Good morning, metasyntactic variables. It has now been approximately forty eight years since Louis Amundson announced via his agent that he would be signing no later than "this week!" When Amundson made that fateful announcement in 1962, we were but young lads and lasses, not yet cognizant of the ways of the world.

In other words, kindly allow me to post some funny pictures.

And last and certainly most,

Absolutely amazing. On October 27th, this man must indubitably be a New Orleans Hornet.