Today in Animated David Stern Destroying Things With a Chainsaw Videos

Couple of video clips more than worth your time on this fine Thursday morning.

First, the Colbert Report on the NBA lockout.

And second, and more importantly, we've got the Taiwanese animation explaining the NBA lockout we've all been waiting for. Featuring appearances from the untimely death of a Detroit Pistons logo with human arms and legs, David Stern marrying a cross dressing Time Warner Cable, and LeBron James being dunked on by an anonymous Taiwanese player and subsequently taunted by a panda.