The Bobcats were bad last year, maybe they could use some advice

I don't know if you've heard, but apparently the Bobcats didn't do so hot last year. So I've got some tips for all the Bobcats players for this coming year. I hope it proves to help them right what was wrong last season and propel them to new heights!

Kemba Walker

Watch Y Tu Mama Tambien. I'm telling you. Do it.

Gerald Henderson

Spice up your sex life wi-- wait sorry, got mixed up writing columns here. Um, where was I? Ah yes, don't mix vodka and ice cream.

Michael Kidd-Gilchrist


Bismack Biyombo

Don't try to fix your own car's driver-side window that fell off the track. You'll just end up breaking off the door's compartments in your efforts to remove the panel. Don't ask me how I know this.

Byron Mullens

Listen to more Brian Eno.

Ramon Sessions

Remember your inner child. Find that Super Nintendo game you used to love and beat it. Have a snowball fight. Shoot, get a trampoline. This is the key to happiness, I've been told. No wait, that was an episode of the Simpsons. (We like Roy!)

Ben Gordon

Find a small project for you and a loved one to complete. Then quietly sabotage it and throw it off a parking deck when they're not looking.

Jeffery Taylor

Embrace being awkward instead of fearing it. This dang culture has conditioned us to be ashamed of being awkward, but I say own it. Be comfortable in silence.

Tyrus Thomas

Watch out for fire ants. I read somewhere you're supposed to tape pennies to where you get bit. I do not think that is the way to get rid of ant bites, so it might just be best to steer clear of ants altogether.

Brendan Haywood

Dancing is good for the heart and soul. Kinda like Cheerios, but you don't get drunk while you eat Cheerios. I mean, unless you're in college.

Matt Carroll

Did you know your fingernails contain valuable vitamins? JUST KIDDING DON'T EAT THEM, I WAS JOKING.

Reggie Williams

The key to attracting a prospective lover is to wink at them. Why yes, I did learn all of my social interactions from Cary Grant movies, why do you ask?

Derrick Brown

Stop telling people Daft Punk is playing at your house.

DeSagana Diop

Cripes, stop wearing dress socks with sneakers and shorts what are you doing jeez you're embarrassing me

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