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Bobcats Yearbook Superlatives.

Hey guys have you missed me? After watching Late Night With Jimmy Fallon and seeing him do his NFL yearbook superlatives of NFL players I have decided to do it with our Bobcats. For those of you who do not know I am an aspiring stand up comic which is why I like to be funny and light hearted around the site. I am making this not only to hopefully make you guys laugh but also just practice my craft a little bit. Feel free to be brutally honest and tell me if they suck. Let me know if you would like more yearbook superlatives for different teams. enjoy.

Most likely to be staring at Greg Oden's Penis while taking this picture.

Most likely to "Break Amish".

Most likely to butt rape focuslja.

Most likely to build a house out of bricks.

Most likely to awkwardly touch your butt and then act like it never happened.

Most likely to be called McBoobie as a child, and trying to get over the lack of confidence it caused.

Most likely to make love while Dido is playing.

Most likely to be the love child of Charlie Murphy and Tupac.

Most likely to not understand a joke but still laugh and act like he knew it the whole time.

Most likely to step on a Chihuahua.

Most likely to tickle women with his chin.

Most likely to steal Michael Jordan's money.

Most likely to tell people he is Donnell Rawlings.

Most likely has a mother who calls him the lady killer.

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