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Bobcats pregame diss rap: vs San Antonio Spurs

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This is a new feature we'll be doing before games just for fun. My friend Dac and I will write rhymes dissing the Bobcats' opponent.

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Today's opponent is the Spurs, so in essence, we are the arrogant young MC with delusions of grandeur that we're better than Jay-Z or Nas or whomever.

Ben:

Betcha think this game is a match between the ground and the plow
Sorry, bad news, welcome to cake city, population: Boris Diaw

I see ya R.C. Buford, I caught ya trying to steal our steez
Tough noogies, Ben Gordon's D will shut down your Ginobilis

You're giving plenty of minutes to Patty Mills and Gary Neal
And Jack's music? I prefer Aaron Carter's song about beating Shaquille

Welcome to the NBA, Aron Baynes and Nando De Colo
Charlotte's gonna leave you behind playing Marco Polo

Dac:

Kemba and Hendo dawg, how you gonna stop it?
Only shots you're making comes from a dude named Red Rocket

We'll be punkin Tim Duncan, on him like white on rice
Tony Parker hasn't been this nice since he cheated on his wife

MKG's got the d that'll keep you locked, fool
After this Stern'll be fining the Cats, not you

Beating the Spurs is easier than A-B-C
How does DeJuan Blair play with no knees?