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Bobcats pregame diss rap: vs San Antonio Spurs

This is a new feature we'll be doing before games just for fun. My friend Dac and I will write rhymes dissing the Bobcats' opponent.

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Today's opponent is the Spurs, so in essence, we are the arrogant young MC with delusions of grandeur that we're better than Jay-Z or Nas or whomever.


Betcha think this game is a match between the ground and the plow
Sorry, bad news, welcome to cake city, population: Boris Diaw

I see ya R.C. Buford, I caught ya trying to steal our steez
Tough noogies, Ben Gordon's D will shut down your Ginobilis

You're giving plenty of minutes to Patty Mills and Gary Neal
And Jack's music? I prefer Aaron Carter's song about beating Shaquille

Welcome to the NBA, Aron Baynes and Nando De Colo
Charlotte's gonna leave you behind playing Marco Polo


Kemba and Hendo dawg, how you gonna stop it?
Only shots you're making comes from a dude named Red Rocket

We'll be punkin Tim Duncan, on him like white on rice
Tony Parker hasn't been this nice since he cheated on his wife

MKG's got the d that'll keep you locked, fool
After this Stern'll be fining the Cats, not you

Beating the Spurs is easier than A-B-C
How does DeJuan Blair play with no knees?