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Bobcats pregame diss rap: vs. Pistons

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"Maybe we should just go home before the game starts."
"Maybe we should just go home before the game starts."
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Dac

The Pistons are looking mighty dumb
Give Andre all the minutes and march to his drum

The Bobcats on the other hand got all of the flava
The Pistons drop 8 mil a year for Charlie Villanueva

Trade deadlines here, guess you're stuck with Stuckey
And you're stuck in Detroit, the Bobcats must be lucky

Y'all some crab MC's, some regular Kinglers
Can't think of a human uglier than Kyle Singler

Your city ain't heard rhymes this nice since Eminem
Jason Maxiell is your experienced veteran?

The Pistons will lose, not even a bet though
Have fun relying on Jonas Jerebko

Ben

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Eminem? Naw, I'm just talking Corey Maggette

Brandon Knight is pretty good at being wack
Better off signing Jack White to a 10 year contract

It's cool you still give minutes to Will Bynum
You'd think by now you'd had enough of tryin' him

BB vs the VV, Viacheslav Kravtsov
The Ukrainian's so mediocre he's Cuban's next Mav love

And yikes, I can't believe Austin Daye still plays
His imprint on the glass is worse than most Cabernets

Your engine's flooded, there'll be no ignition
Flat lined, the car is totaled, call the mortician