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Ben
You can romance the stone but it won't get you anywhere
Put Julyan in the game and we're gonna pull the chair
Pass the merlot, here comes Evan Fournier
This ain't Guy Fawkes Day, don't remember when he plays
Our rhymes lead the game though I won't say we're better than Biggie
This couplet is so mad dope it just dunked on Iggy
It's pretty cool y'all are starting Ty Lawson
But he can't even cut it up like Samantha Ronson
Timofey Mozgov ain't no fun and you're coming undone
The web is set, "You're doomed" is what Charlotte's spun
Dac
Andre Miller is older than a Buick Regal or Impala
And his jumpshot is only slightly better than Andre Igoudala's
Whats up with Koufos? That dude looks sickly
More sickening than jump hooks from Javale McGee midkey
Your brand of basketball is something you'd see at a ballet party
need some elbow grease? get some from the hair of Gallinari
How are you gonna play the Wizards and take a loss, dog?
Oh yeah, because you give minutes to Timofey Mozgov
The Charlotte Bobcats ball all day, y'all play like manure,
must be playing home games in the sewer, especially Corey Brewer.