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Bobcats pregame diss rap: vs. Nuggets

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"SAVE THE CHILDREN FROM THIS DISS RAP"
"SAVE THE CHILDREN FROM THIS DISS RAP"
Chris Humphreys-USA TODAY Sports

Ben

You can romance the stone but it won't get you anywhere
Put Julyan in the game and we're gonna pull the chair

Pass the merlot, here comes Evan Fournier
This ain't Guy Fawkes Day, don't remember when he plays

Our rhymes lead the game though I won't say we're better than Biggie
This couplet is so mad dope it just dunked on Iggy

It's pretty cool y'all are starting Ty Lawson
But he can't even cut it up like Samantha Ronson

Timofey Mozgov ain't no fun and you're coming undone
The web is set, "You're doomed" is what Charlotte's spun

Dac

Andre Miller is older than a Buick Regal or Impala
And his jumpshot is only slightly better than Andre Igoudala's

Whats up with Koufos? That dude looks sickly
More sickening than jump hooks from Javale McGee midkey

Your brand of basketball is something you'd see at a ballet party
need some elbow grease? get some from the hair of Gallinari

How are you gonna play the Wizards and take a loss, dog?
Oh yeah, because you give minutes to Timofey Mozgov

The Charlotte Bobcats ball all day, y'all play like manure,
must be playing home games in the sewer, especially Corey Brewer.