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Bobcats pre-game rap diss: vs Miami Heat

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The best Bobcats fan x Wizards fan rap duo is back to knock the Miami Heat down a few pegs.

Look at that - he doesn't even know how to respond to these crazy disses! WEEEEAKKKKK
Look at that - he doesn't even know how to respond to these crazy disses! WEEEEAKKKKK
Marc Serota

Ben:

Defending champs or the defending chumps
Best watch out or we'll give you your lumps

So LeBron, you better grin now or wince later
We're young but you're the cheese and we're the grater

Like Phife Dawg, we bring the roughneck business
Mike Miller can't keep up with our lyrical fitness

And yo, D Wade, why won't your complaining ever cease?
We'll beat you like Marowak so your soul can find sweet release.

Dac:

The Bobcats' game is straight up insane
They'll be raining shots on y'all like Bosh with champagne

Yeah, you won the championship, we already knew this
Why in the world did you sign Rashard Lewis?

I've already been there bro, I already know
Your repeating hopes are higher than the hair on Norris Cole

But tonight's just not your night to be honest
You gonna "win" just like LeBron will be in the dunk contest

As always, you can keep track of all our rap disses here.