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Dac
I can do this all day, your moves are just Rudy Gay
Failed Iso attempts, clearly a rude display
Terrible basketball, chucked shots, thrown hands
Missed mid range bricks from DeMar DeRozan
Dare to dream to win, and I ain't talking Yanni
Horrible shots once again, first pick Bargnani
So sorry for the lottery win that time,
Lowry is just launching up, no room for dimes
Better just throwing out a defense full of five mannequins
At least they'll make better decisions than Alan Anderson
Ben
Our beer is cheaper, athletes keener and our rappers are meaner
With Drake and Bieber as your leaders, you crumple before our American demeanor
The NBA's second to hockey here cuz the Raps disgust em
for decades good play's been stuck in customs
You can call DeRozan the defensive Tim Horton's
Another play, another opening he'll escort them
Your wings are mediocre, nothing but overpaid losers
There's a million reasons you couldn't trade Bargs for Carlos Boozer
We even owned y'all last year, and this year it's even more
And I'm not sure which is worse for you - the Raps or Rob Ford