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SOMEONE SAVE ME, I AM THE HEAD COACH OF THE MILWAUKEE BUCKS
SOMEONE SAVE ME, I AM THE HEAD COACH OF THE MILWAUKEE BUCKS
Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

Dac

Alright it's cool you guys have got a great defender in Larry Sanders
Rest of the team are some characters that leave us groaning [Groening] like Ned Flanders

Nothing on your team is gonna have anyone jealous
Tell us, how are you gonna get above a 6 seed with Monta Ellis?

Whole squad is a mistake leaving us with heads that ache
More bad shots you take than copies of albums Jennings bought from Drake

Only legit offense you have just might be post ups from Ersan Ilyasova
You think you're gonna win? You're some wild cats, and I ain't talking Villanova

The bobcats are the realest souljas
I know you feel your cup of luck runneth ova
If youre The Milwaukee Dead Deer carcasses, we changed our name to the Charlotte Vultures

Ben

No coach could ever fix this messy calamity
Playing Jennings and Ellis makes me pray for Jim Boylan's sanity

Meanwhile, Larry Sanders keeps blowing up like post-Hurricane Ned Flanders
And you would have been better off if your roster was built by asking Ann Landers

You've still got Drew Gooden but now he's more like Drew Badden
Your fans he'll sadden, he's as useless as a plane for John Madden

I'm about to move to Milwaukee, open a record store and become a millionaire
'Cause Brandon Jennings is going to spend his whole salary on Take Care

A first-round exit is undoubtedly your 2013 conclusion
Either that or Jennings giving your fans brain contusions.