People think you're resting but we're not fooled into your trance
Ya scared - LeBron and D Wade? DNP - Pooped pants
Norris Cole ain't jack and Mike Miller's made of glass
The Bobcats are gonna make your fans sad and send em to the exits en masse
You're doomed, we've got Kemba and you rely on Shane Battier
At this point you're better off with a Rashard Lewis made from papier-mâché
Don't make me laugh - Juwan Howard and Jarvis Varnado?
Combined, they're wrinkly and green - call em Miami's avocado
Thank your lucky stars Arison doesn't run the team like he does Carnival
The arena would be at the bottom of the Atlantic, and the team's diagnosis in Miami would be 'terminal'
Udonis hasn't been any good since he cut off his dreads
Your chance of beating the Bobcats is slimmer than Dwyane Wade's threads.