Hey now, Kemba Walker's an All-Star, GO PLAY

A song about Kemba Walker's All-Star candidacy.

By Chris Barnewall@ChrisBarnewall Jan 25, 2016, 12:00pm EST

To the tune of All Star by Smash Mouth

Somebody once told me the league is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest sting in the hive
She was looking kind of dumb with her jersey and her color
In the shape of a Celtic on her chest

Well, the points start coming and they don't stop until 52
Fed to the bees and I hit the ground buzzing
Didn't make sense not to live for teal
Your brain gets Reggie but your head gets Jackson

So much to do, so much to three
So what's wrong with taking the Queen streets?
You'll never buzz if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't vote

Hey, now, Kemba's an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, Walker's a Rock Star, get the handle on, get paid
And all that glitters is teal
Only All-Stars break the mold

It's a teal place and they say it gets purple
You're buzzed up now wait 'til you get crossed over
But the other fans beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the voting picture

The ice defenders skate is getting pretty thin
Kemba's getting warm so you might as well swim
Walker's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

Hey, now, Kemba's an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, Walker's a Rock Star, get the handle on, get paid
And all that glitters is teal
Only All-Stars break the mold

Hey, now, Kemba's an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, Walker's a Rock Star, get the handle on, get paid
And all that glitters is teal
Only All-Stars

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for an And-1
I need to get defenders away from the paint
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little defense myself
And we could all use an And-1

Well, the points start coming and they don't stop until 52
Fed to the bees and I hit the ground buzzing
Didn't make sense not to live for teal
Your brain gets Reggie but your head gets Jackson

So much to do, so much to three
So what's wrong with taking the Queen streets?
You'll never buzz if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't vote.

Hey, now, Kemba's an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, Walker's a Rock Star, get the handle on, get paid
And all that glitters is teal
Only All-Stars break the mold

And all that glitters is teal
Only All-Stars break the mold

Come on coaches. Do the right thing. Put Kemba Walker in the All-Star game.